Kat Stratford:
You don't care if I ever wake up.Patrick Verona:
Sure I do.Kat Stratford:
Why?Patrick Verona:
See, because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually liked me.Kat Stratford:
Like you could find one.Patrick Verona:
See, that, there—who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Calvin Trillin
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