Larry Miller as Walter Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You

Walter Stratford: I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?

Bianca Stratford: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?

Walter Stratford: Close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father."

Bianca Stratford: She did not.

Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.