Walter Stratford:
I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?Bianca Stratford:
"I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?Walter Stratford:
Close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father."Bianca Stratford:
She did not.Walter Stratford:
Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
Calvin Trillin
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