Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.



Kindness in words creates confidence,
kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
kindness in giving creates love.

Samuel Butler

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.


Tom Lehrer

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Kwip @ NeenerNeener.Net

When Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star, he wasn’t cheering because he had done some good deed. He was cheering for all the xp he got.


Holbrook Jackson

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.


Louise Bogan

Life is to be enjoyed and if it is not, it makes people ill in one way or another.


Pete Hopkins @ Blogger

There once was a router so crappy
That it made all the Bloggers unhappy
It caused pagers to be beep
And kept us from sleep
So we smashed it on the ground with golf clubs and threw paving stones at it and kicked it and someone filmed part of it but that’s not up yet and then we dropped it off a dumpster and kicked it again and gathered up the parts and sent them to be recycled quite snappy

Malcolm Forbes

Men who never get carried away should be.

George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been over-served.


The Cheshire Cat, American Mcgee's Alice

Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.

John Updike

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.


Susan Ertz

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Psalm 139:23-24

Search me, O God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. See if there is any offensive way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.

"Bucy's Law"

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Larry Gelbart

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.


Brandon Boyd "Here In My Room"

This party is old and uninviting, participants all in black and white, you enter in full blown Technicolor.


The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

NarniaLogic? What are they teaching in schools these days?


Soothsayer - Julius Caesar (I, ii, 33)

Beware the ides of March

Jeremy Zhang

Sharing is not caring. Sharing is Communism.

Chinese Proverb

Falling hurts least those who fly low.

S. Harper

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.


Douglas Adams

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.


Barenaked Ladies "Falling For The First Time"

I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy!

Toad The Wet Sprocket "Pray Your Gods"

I fear my time is short. There are armies moving close. Be quick, my love...

Josh Billings

One of the greatest victories you can gain over a man is to beat him at politeness.

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