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Kindness in words creates confidence,
kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
kindness in giving creates love.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
When Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star, he wasn’t cheering because he had done some good deed. He was cheering for all the xp he got.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Life is to be enjoyed and if it is not, it makes people ill in one way or another.
There once was a router so crappy
That it made all the Bloggers unhappy
It caused pagers to be beep
And kept us from sleep
So we smashed it on the ground with golf clubs and threw paving stones at it and kicked it and someone filmed part of it but that’s not up yet and then we dropped it off a dumpster and kicked it again and gathered up the parts and sent them to be recycled quite snappy
Men who never get carried away should be.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been over-served.
Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Search me, O God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. See if there is any offensive way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
This party is old and uninviting, participants all in black and white, you enter in full blown Technicolor.
Logic? What are they teaching in schools these days?
Sharing is not caring. Sharing is Communism.
Falling hurts least those who fly low.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy!
I fear my time is short. There are armies moving close. Be quick, my love...
One of the greatest victories you can gain over a man is to beat him at politeness.
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