Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.


Homer Simpson

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.


Jeremy Zhang

Life is a bitch, then it has puppies


Brad Vonder Haar

I highly recommend you divert your eyes if you should happen to see me outside… the glare of the sun off of my pale skin has resulted in at least 7 known cases of temporary blindness



To Venture is to risk one's life. Not to venture is to lose one's life.

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