George Carlin

Some folks are forever telling us the glass is half full. Others that it is half empty. Did it ever occur to any of these folks that maybe the glass is too big?

Albert Einstein

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

Antonia Phillips

In the bloom of the smallest petal, the death of the brightest star can be found.

Henry Kissinger

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

Alice Kahn

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Leo Buscaglia

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

Benjamin Franklin

The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see.

R. A. Heinlein

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

Mahatma Gandhi

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

e.e. cummings

To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

Frank Lloyd Wright

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.

Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire (1694-1778)

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.