Jon Stewart

I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've met Eminem, I met him backstage, and he's really gay.

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Frank Zappa

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Albert Einstein

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.