skip to main | skip to sidebar

R-Quotes

Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.

2010/10/24

Mark Twain

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Archived by ArcoJedi at 02:50 Labels: cynicism, funny, life, Mark Twain, quotes

Newer Post Older Post Home

Quotes of the Day - QuotationsPage.com

©2005-2023 Arconati.us. Powered by Blogger.

Search

Quote Archive

► 2025 (5)
- February (2)
- January (3)

► 2024 (37)
- December (2)
- November (1)
- October (4)
- September (2)
- June (4)
- May (1)
- April (4)
- March (2)
- February (14)
- January (3)

► 2023 (127)
- December (1)
- November (2)
- October (1)
- August (1)
- June (1)
- May (2)
- April (26)
- March (31)
- February (29)
- January (33)

► 2022 (49)
- December (20)
- November (2)
- October (2)
- September (1)
- August (3)
- July (8)
- June (5)
- May (2)
- April (1)
- February (3)
- January (2)

► 2021 (16)
- December (2)
- November (2)
- October (1)
- July (1)
- June (1)
- May (1)
- April (2)
- March (2)
- February (1)
- January (3)

► 2020 (22)
- December (12)
- September (1)
- August (1)
- July (6)
- May (1)
- March (1)

► 2019 (17)
- December (1)
- August (1)
- July (6)
- May (2)
- April (3)
- March (1)
- February (2)
- January (1)

► 2018 (5)
- June (1)
- April (1)
- March (1)
- February (2)

► 2017 (10)
- October (2)
- September (3)
- August (1)
- June (1)
- May (1)
- March (2)

► 2016 (10)
- November (4)
- September (1)
- July (1)
- May (1)
- April (3)

► 2015 (3)
- December (1)
- October (1)
- January (1)

► 2014 (26)
- November (1)
- July (5)
- June (1)
- May (2)
- April (1)
- March (4)
- February (3)
- January (9)

► 2013 (30)
- December (6)
- November (2)
- October (2)
- September (3)
- August (3)
- May (2)
- April (1)
- March (6)
- February (3)
- January (2)

► 2012 (42)
- December (1)
- November (10)
- October (4)
- August (1)
- July (3)
- June (2)
- May (6)
- April (5)
- March (5)
- February (3)
- January (2)

► 2011 (31)
- December (2)
- November (2)
- October (4)
- September (4)
- July (8)
- May (1)
- April (1)
- March (3)
- February (4)
- January (2)

▼ 2010 (47)
- December (2)
- October (4)
- September (10)
- August (3)
- July (2)
- June (2)
- May (6)
- March (5)
- February (12)
- January (1)

► 2009 (24)
- December (2)
- November (2)
- October (8)
- September (1)
- August (1)
- July (1)
- June (1)
- May (1)
- April (1)
- March (2)
- February (2)
- January (2)

► 2008 (25)
- November (6)
- October (2)
- September (3)
- August (1)
- July (1)
- June (1)
- April (3)
- March (4)
- February (1)
- January (3)

► 2007 (50)
- December (1)
- November (1)
- October (2)
- September (4)
- August (4)
- July (2)
- June (1)
- May (4)
- April (2)
- March (5)
- February (9)
- January (15)

► 2006 (152)
- December (4)
- November (14)
- October (10)
- September (2)
- August (6)
- July (7)
- June (4)
- May (17)
- April (13)
- March (25)
- February (24)
- January (26)

► 2005 (64)
- December (14)
- November (18)
- October (6)
- September (3)
- August (8)
- July (15)

Subscribe

Posts

Posts

Comments

Comments

Subscribe Via Email

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Quotes Links

Motivational Quotes of the Day - QuotationsPage.com

Laura Moncur - "A man that don't believe in destiny don't need to know what his destiny is."
16 hours ago
Quotes of the Day

Ralph Waldo Emerson - "In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty."
16 hours ago
ThinkExist.com Quotations - Random

Morrie Schwartz - "The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in."
8 years ago
Quote of the Day - QuoteWorld.org

Isaac Bashevis - "Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters."
8 years ago
Random Quote - QuoteWorld.org

Eleanor Roosevelt - "Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't."
8 years ago
ThinkExist.com Quotations - Daily

Howard Aiken - "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
8 years ago

/r/quotes: For your favorite quotes

Labels

quotes (784) funny (79) politics (57) history (51) love (46) movies (43) writers (43) philosophy (39) religion (31) fiction (30) life (29) books (27) music (25) faith (24) writer (24) science (23) technology (20) Bible (19) presidents (19) war (18) poetry (17) Christian (16) Erich Fromm (16) economics (16) Robert A. Heinlein (14) freedom (14) inspiration (14) patriotism (14) peace (14) 10 Things I Hate About You (13) Mark Twain (13) mis-attributed (12) Abraham Lincoln (9) Thomas Jefferson (9) United States of America (9) art (9) dreams (9) ignorance (9) racism (9) socialism (9) women (9) Albert Einstein (8) Ralph Waldo Emerson (8) action (8) future (8) humanity (8) intelligence (8) leadership (8) proverbs (8) wisdom (8) world (8) Julia Stiles (7) Nikola Tesla (7) adversity (7) ancients (7) capitalism (7) fear (7) morality (7) perseverance (7) poverty (7) rebellion (7) society (7) success (7) television (7) Benjamin Franklin (6) Greek (6) Heath Ledger (6) J.R.R. Tolkien (6) Psalms (6) Steven Wright (6) beauty (6) comedy (6) cynicism (6) evil (6) fascism (6) happiness (6) heroes (6) hope (6) inventors (6) protest (6) software (6) truth (6) tyranny (6) video (6) Alan Perlis (5) Carl Sagan (5) Dwight D. Eisenhower (5) Ernest Hemingway (5) Friedrich Nietzsche (5) Lord of the Rings (5) change (5) character (5) confidence (5) education (5) knowledge (5) liberty (5) magic (5) optimism (5) parents (5) sadness (5) self-confidence (5) teachers (5) Isaac Asimov (4) Marcus Aurelius (4) Martin Luther King Jr. (4) Neil Gaiman (4) Star Wars (4) Stephen King (4) William Shakespeare (4) advice (4) age (4) alcohol (4) anger (4) bravery (4) children (4) civil rights (4) emotion (4) fate (4) generosity (4) hate (4) insanity (4) laughter (4) literature (4) loss (4) memory (4) mistakes (4) motivation (4) pain (4) people (4) power (4) progress (4) purpose (4) superstition (4) teamwork (4) time (4) wealth (4) work (4) writing (4) Corinthians (3) Doctor Who (3) Franklin D. Roosevelt (3) Harry S. Truman (3) James Madison (3) John Stuart Mill (3) Larry Miller (3) Oscar Wilde (3) Penn Jillette (3) Plato (3) Robin Williams (3) Roman emperor (3) Ronald Reagan (3) Thomas Alva Edison (3) actors (3) adventure (3) atheism (3) belief (3) bumper sticker (3) cats (3) censorship (3) civil war (3) comics (3) communism (3) compassion (3) creativity (3) destiny (3) employment (3) equality (3) evolution (3) failure (3) government (3) health (3) honesty (3) justice (3) kids (3) labor (3) laziness (3) legal (3) libraries (3) luck (3) marketing (3) marriage (3) mercy (3) misery (3) nature (3) news (3) opportunity (3) oppression (3) psychology (3) regret (3) revolution (3) sarcasm (3) self-awareness (3) sex (3) sexuality (3) speech (3) suffering (3) teaching (3) tragedy (3) trials (3) violence (3) Albert Camus (2) Andor (2) C.S. Lewis (2) Charles Darwin (2) China (2) Christopher Columbus (2) Colin Powell (2) Dolly Parton (2) Elbert Hubbard (2) Eleanor Roosevelt (2) Epictetus (2) Fred Rogers (2) Gollum (2) H. Jackson Brown (2) Henry Ford (2) Howard Zinn (2) Jane Goodall (2) John Cusack (2) John F. Kennedy (2) Jr. (2) Kurt Cobain (2) Kurt Vonnegut (2) Lisa Dollar (2) Maya Angelou (2) Neil deGrasse Tyson (2) Nirvana (2) Richard Nixon (2) Terry Pratchett (2) The Doctor (2) Ulysses S. Grant (2) Unknown (2) W. H. Auden (2) Winston Churchill (2) acceptance (2) advertising (2) ambition (2) analogy (2) antifa (2) authority (2) bad predictions (2) bigotry (2) business (2) communication (2) confusion (2) courage (2) coworkers (2) cruelty (2) decisions (2) devotion (2) disappointment (2) drugs (2) earth (2) effort (2) endings (2) exercise (2) experience (2) family (2) feminism (2) friendship (2) growth (2) housework (2) illusion (2) journalism (2) language (2) learning (2) logic (2) loneliness (2) loyalty (2) lyrics (2) maturity (2) mental health (2) meritocracy (2) military (2) misogyny (2) night (2) nostalgia (2) parody (2) patience (2) perspective (2) prejudice (2) propaganda (2) prosperity (2) psychiatry (2) rationality (2) respect (2) riddles (2) righteousness (2) romance (2) sacrifice (2) school (2) secrets (2) security (2) sexism (2) sorrow (2) stars (2) stoicism (2) strength (2) toughness (2) traitor (2) weakness (2) weather (2) worries (2) worry (2) 300 (1) Aaron Hsu (1) Addams Family (1) Agatha Christie (1) Aleister Crowley (1) Alexander Hamilton (1) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (1) Alison Elliot (1) Alix Klingenberg (1) Amos Bronson Alcott (1) Andy Warhol (1) Anne Bradstreet (1) Anne Rice (1) Aragorn (1) Aristotle (1) Armand (1) BBC (1) Barry Goldwater (1) Benjamin Disraeli (1) Bernard Williams (1) Bertrand Russell (1) Beverly Sills (1) Bill Cosby (1) Bill Gates (1) Billy Crystal (1) Black Hawk Down (1) Blaise Pascal (1) Blind Melon (1) Blood (1) Brennan Manning (1) Brian Wilson (1) Buddy Rich (1) Cannonball Adderley (1) Carl Jung (1) Carol Tavris (1) Cat Stevens (1) Catullus (1) Charles Addams (1) Charles Bukowski (1) Chasing Amy (1) Christopher Poindexter (1) Chronicles of Narnia (1) Clayton Christensen (1) Confucious (1) Conrad Hilton (1) Corrie Ten Boom (1) Dalai Lama (1) Dante Alighieri (1) Darth Vader (1) David Barnhart (1) David Foster Wallace (1) David Frum (1) David Ogilvy (1) Demetri Martin (1) Demoman (1) Desmond Tutu (1) Dirty Dancing (1) Dorothy Parker (1) Douglas Adams (1) Douglas MacArthur (1) Dr. Robert Schuller (1) Dylan Thomas (1) E. W. Dijkstra (1) Edmund Burke (1) Eleanor Di Guillo (1) Elie Wiesel (1) Elizabeth Edwards (1) Ellen DeGeneres (1) Emily Dickenson (1) Emma Jane Rae (1) England (1) Epicurus (1) Eric Schmidt (1) Eskimo (1) Euripides (1) F. Frankfort Moore (1) Francis Bacon (1) Frank L. Stanton (1) Frank Zappa (1) Franklin Pierce Adams (1) Galadriel (1) Genesis (1) George Bernard Shaw (1) George Burns (1) George Carlin (1) George Gershwin (1) George Lucas (1) George Orwell (1) Gilbert Murray (1) Gilda Radner (1) Gondor (1) Google (1) Grace Hopper (1) Griffin McElroy (1) Groucho Marx (1) Gwyneth Paltrow (1) Hafiz (1) Hamilton Nolan (1) Harry Potter (1) Henry A. Wallace (1) Henry David Thoreau (1) Hermann Goering (1) Hermann Hesse (1) Hesiod (1) Hook (1) Howard Aiken (1) Howard H. Stevenson (1) Ilka Chase (1) India (1) Indiana Jones (1) Interview with a Vampire (1) Iris Murdoch (1) Jack Handey (1) James A. Arconati (1) James Randi (1) James Russell Lowell (1) James V. Hart (1) Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1) Jean-Paul Sartre (1) Jennifer Gray (1) Jerry Holkins (1) Jimmy Wales (1) Joanna Field (1) Joe Louis (1) Joel Spolsky (1) Joey Lauren Adams (1) John (1) John Candy (1) John Ehrlichman (1) John Green (1) John Lennon (1) John Lindsay (1) John Selden (1) Johnny Depp (1) Jon Stewart (1) Joseph Addison (1) Joseph Browning (1) Joseph Gordon-Levitt (1) Joseph R Biden Jr. (1) Julia Roberts (1) Kahlil Gibran (1) Kaija Sabbah (1) Kait Rokowski (1) Karis Nemik (1) Katha Pollitt (1) Kelly Oxford (1) Kent Nerburn (1) Kyle Schmid (1) LGBT (1) Lance Armstrong (1) Lao Tzu (1) Las Vegas (1) Leo Tolstoy (1) Leonard Cohen (1) Leonardo da Vinci (1) Les Misérables (1) Leviticus (1) Lex Luthor (1) Lou Reed (1) Lucas Black (1) Lucian (1) Lucian of Samosata (1) Lucius Annaeus Seneca (1) Luthen Rael (1) Lyndon B. Johnson (1) MTV (1) Madame Chiang Kai-Shek (1) Madeleine L’Engle (1) Mae West (1) Malcolm X (1) Marion Milner (1) Mark Fisher (1) Marshall McLuhan (1) Martin Buber (1) Michael Douglas (1) Michael J. Fox (1) Michel de Montaigne (1) Miles Davis (1) Mitch Hedberg (1) Molière (1) Mother Teresa (1) My Girl (1) NaNoWriMo (1) Naguib Mahfouz (1) Nat "King" Cole (1) Nathaniel Hawthorne (1) Navajo (1) Neela Vaswani (1) Nickelodeon (1) North America (1) Obi-Wan Kenobi (1) Occupy Wall Street (1) Optimus Prime (1) Oscar Fischinger (1) Ovid (1) Pablo Picasso (1) Pascal (1) Penny Arcade (1) Persians (1) Pete Buttigieg (1) Peter McArthur (1) Philip J. Corso (1) Philippians (1) Pietro Aretino (1) Pope Francis (1) Ptolemey (1) Ricky Gervais (1) Robert E. Lee (1) Robert Hendrickson (1) Robert Rauschenberg (1) Rudyard Kipling (1) Rush Limbaugh (1) S. C. Lourie (1) S. G. Tallentyre (1) Saint Augustine (1) Sappho (1) Sarah Palin (1) Seneca the Younger (1) Shashi Tharoor (1) Socrates (1) Sophie Scholl (1) Spartans (1) Stephen Covey (1) Steve Wozniak (1) Sumeria (1) Superman (1) Sylvia Pankhurst (1) T. S. Eliot (1) T.S. Eliot (1) Taoism (1) Team Fortress 2 (1) The Adventure Zone (1) The Joker (1) The Miracle Worker (1) Thelonious Monk (1) Theodore Roosevelt (1) Thomas Paine (1) Tiffanie DeBartolo (1) Timmy Turner (1) Tinkerbell (1) Tom Robbins (1) Tom Waits (1) Tom Wilson (1) Tommy Douglas (1) Toni Morrison (1) Transformers (1) Twilight (1) Tycho Brahe (1) Victor Hugo (1) Virginia Woolf (1) Voltaire (1) Walt Disney (1) When Harry Met Sally (1) Wikipedia (1) Will Rogers (1) William Congreve (1) William Feather (1) William T. Sherman (1) Woodrow Wilson (1) Yoda (1) Yusuf Islam (1) Yuval Noah Harari (1) Zhuangzi (1) Ziggy (1) abortion (1) adaptation (1) ai (1) air (1) altruism (1) angels (1) anti-Semitism (1) appeasement (1) arrogance (1) assistance (1) astronomy (1) attraction (1) authoritarianism (1) battle (1) beginnings (1) betrayal (1) bewilderment (1) birth (1) blessings (1) boredom (1) challenge (1) choice (1) coaching (1) coincidence (1) colonialism (1) community (1) competition (1) complexity (1) comprehension (1) compromise (1) conformity (1) consciousness (1) cooking (1) cowardice (1) criticism (1) culture (1) curiosity (1) damnation (1) dancing (1) death (1) deduction (1) defiance (1) delusion (1) democracy (1) demons (1) depression (1) direction (1) disturbing (1) dogs (1) doubt (1) dragons (1) duty (1) eden ahbez (1) ego (1) elections (1) energy (1) entrepreneurs (1) entrepreneurship (1) environment (1) escape (1) exhilaration (1) exploitation (1) folly (1) foreboding (1) fortitude (1) founding fathers (1) garden (1) generations (1) genius (1) genocide (1) glory (1) grammar (1) gratitude (1) grief (1) heaven (1) help (1) home (1) honor (1) humility (1) illness (1) independence (1) industry (1) information (1) injustice (1) innovation (1) insecurity (1) insomnia (1) intimacy (1) jazz (1) joy (1) legacy (1) lightning (1) machines (1) majority (1) medicine (1) mediocrity (1) men (1) military-industrial complex (1) minority (1) myth (1) narcissism (1) navigation (1) neuroscience (1) neutrality (1) one day at a time (1) pessimism (1) photography (1) physics (1) pirates (1) planning (1) poker (1) potential (1) prescient (1) pride (1) privacy (1) programming (1) prophetic (1) purity (1) quiet (1) reading (1) reason (1) recovery (1) repression (1) reputation (1) resistance (1) rules (1) safety (1) salvation (1) satire (1) seasons (1) self-discovery (1) selfishness (1) shame (1) simplicity (1) simplify (1) sin (1) skepticism (1) skill (1) slavery (1) sleep (1) sobriety (1) sociologist (1) soldiers (1) solutions (1) space (1) sports (1) stage (1) strategy (1) stress (1) stupidity (1) thesaurus (1) thunder (1) totalitarianism (1) transportation (1) travel (1) treason (1) understanding (1) utopia (1) vampires (1) verse (1) video games (1) virtue (1) voting (1) warning (1) waste (1) water (1)

Powered By Blogger