O, I have passed a miserable night,
So full of ugly sights, of ghastly dreams,
That, as I am a Christian faithful man,
I would not spend another such a night,
Though 't were to buy a world of happy days.
Jack Handey
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"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography,
and the dancers hit each other."
10 hours ago