Grace Hopper

It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.

Elbert Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Timmy Turner - "The Fairly OddParents" (2001)

I don't believe in luck but I do subscribe to the theory of horribly inconvenient coincidences.

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Morton Kelsey

The church is not a museum for saints but a hospital for sinners.

John Stuart Mill (1806-1873)

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

George Carlin (1937-2008)

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Abraham Lincoln

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Albert Camus

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.