Abraham Lincoln

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country ... corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.

William Feather

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Evan Esar (1899-1995), American Humorist

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Linux

There are some operating systmes that you don't need money to buy. For everyone else, there's Windows™

Rita Rudner

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

Eeyore

Remember, nobody minds, nobody cares...

Stephen Hawking

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

Abraham Maslow

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Dorothy L. Sayers

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.