Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.

Guildenstern: What?

Rosencrantz: England.

Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers then.

Tom Stoppard

It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.

Italian Proverb

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.

Sir Robert Baden-Powell, founder of the Boy Scouts

In all of this, it is the spirit that matters. Our Scout law and Promise, when we really put them into practice, take away all occasion for wars and strife among nations.

Voltaire

I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker.

Steven Wright

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, Wish you were here.

Anonymous

I know why the email doesn't work. It's because AOL doesn't like you.

George Bernard Shaw

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Edmund Burke, Irish orator, philosopher, & politician (1729 - 1797)

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Fairy God-Mother, Walt Disney's Cinderella

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Timon, Walt Disney's The Lion King

Hakuna Matata!

Lestat de Lioncourt - Interview with the Vampire

Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels... And there was much rejoicing.

Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut (1953-1994), computer scientist and educator

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Desiderius Erasmus, Adages

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Clientcopia : Coping with stupid clients : Quotes, Comments & Remarks

Stupid Client Quote #80 - Don't use too much red, our tests show that red downloads slower.

James A. Arconati

In this country, we abandoned long ago the idea that morality should be legislated... wait.. can someone tell me again why we did that?