Maximus

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Oscar Wilde

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

MichiganMilitia.com: Collected Quotes

A rose by any other name would likely be 'deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation.'

Anonymous

Computers are like air conditioners. They stop working once you open windows.

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

God is dead.

God (Α & Ω & ∞)

Nietzsche is dead.

Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Voltaire

A witty saying proves nothing.

Sir William Osler (1849 - 1919)

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.

Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.

Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.