Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.
Some folks are forever telling us the glass is half full. Others that it is half empty. Did it ever occur to any of these folks that maybe the glass is too big?
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see.
The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.And God granted it.
Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers then.
In all of this, it is the spirit that matters. Our Scout law and Promise, when we really put them into practice, take away all occasion for wars and strife among nations.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said,Wish you were here.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels... And there was much rejoicing.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Don't use too much red, our tests show that red downloads slower.
In this country, we abandoned long ago the idea that morality should be legislated... wait.. can someone tell me again why we did that?
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.
It's a conceit of our culture, I suppose. We all have an imaginary audience, a clamor of voices in our minds that tell us that what we have to say is important, is worth being heard or read. I'm not so sure anything I've ever had to say was worthy of either. I'm a man. Nothing more. That I have worn Jedi robes most of my life, that I wield a lightsaber, doesn't change that my skin singes just as quickly when exposed to flame as anyone else's might, doesn't change that I sometimes wonder what is to become of us all, in the wake of recent events.
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God sent his Son into the world not to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
...You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise....
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with truth. It always protects, always trusts, always perseveres.
All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.
A rose by any other name would likely be 'deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation.'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
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