Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.


Ellen DeGeneres

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh.. is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh.. and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

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