It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
Listen, I'm not trying
to burn it all down
but I have this torch
and everything is so
incredibly dry here.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
Kat Stratford:
You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?Patrick Verona:
Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.
Patrick Verona:
I had some extra money lying around. Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.Kat Stratford:
Is that right?Patrick Verona:
Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.
Walter Stratford:
I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?Bianca Stratford:
"I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?Walter Stratford:
Close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father."Bianca Stratford:
She did not.Walter Stratford:
Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
Patrick Verona:
Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?Kat Stratford: [sarcastically]
Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.
Cameron James:
Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?Guy:
Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
Ms. Perky:
People perceive you as somewhat…Kat Stratford:
Tempestuous?Ms. Perky:
Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You might wanna work on that.
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