Mark Twain

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain (1835-1910) American Author and Humorist

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Mark Twain

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Mark Twain

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Mark Twain

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Mark Twain

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.

Mark Twain

There are several good protections against temptations but the surest is cowardice.