R-Quotes

Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.

Showing posts with label Steven Wright. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Wright. Show all posts

2012/02/07

Steven Wright

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Archived by ArcoJedi at 19:52 Labels: , , , , ,

2006/11/06

Steven Wright

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world. Perhaps you've seen it.
Archived by ArcoJedi at 22:44 Labels: , ,

2006/05/13

Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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2005/12/02

Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Archived by ArcoJedi at 13:40 Labels: , ,

2005/11/17

Steven Wright

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, Wish you were here.
Archived by ArcoJedi at 10:59 Labels: , ,

2005/07/13

Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Archived by ArcoJedi at 23:09 Labels: , ,
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