Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.
You know, fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still let's me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.
Walter Stratford:
I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?Bianca Stratford:
"I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?Walter Stratford:
Close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father."Bianca Stratford:
She did not.Walter Stratford:
Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
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