R-Quotes

Congregated here are quotes found through an extensive research process outlined as follows. Throughout any regular day, while browsing the internet for whatever reason, one may stumble upon a good quote and say "wow, that's profound." Those I find worthwhile or funny are posted here.

Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
2021/05/25

Demetri Martin

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When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
2020/12/16

Epictetus

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at .
2020/07/21

Robin Williams

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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
2012/01/25

Tom Waits

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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
2008/10/28

Gilda Radner

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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear begi...
2007/05/29

Ronald Reagan

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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
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