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2010/08/24

Demetri Martin

How Hot a Girl is Versus How Much I Want to Hear About How Intuitive Her Cat Is
This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl versus how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is. You see, the cuter the girl is, the more I'm willing to hear about the cat. Oh really? Yeah, he's very intuitive. But you'll notice, at a certain point, I don't care how cute you are. I don't wanna hear about your fucking cat anymore. I hate your cat. When you leave the room, I try to get it.

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